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DONT TRUST THE TANUKI by emka103 DONT TRUST THE TANUKI by emka103
i'm not saying nook is a criminal mastermind that kills his tenants if they don't regularly pay up

and that whenever people "move out" of the town it's because he had them killed

and he hides the bodies in the spare carpets left rolled up in the dump

and that the cops are in on it and the "wanted" list in the police station is a sham and is just former tenants that have figured it out and escaped in time

of course i'm not saying that, he'd have me killed if he knew what i know


help me
please
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squidflakes Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
wait wait, are you telling me that you aren't going to pay that loan back? Do you think a Nookingtons just gets build? Huh? Is that what you're telling Old Tom? What, do I look like some raccoon dog to you? Do you think I can just snap my fingers and have bags and bags of bells? Huh? HUH?

Yeah, that's what the hell I thought.

Don't be coming in here trying to sell me no more damn sea shells.
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emka103 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
please sir im sorry sir please dont take me to where to took lucky sir ill pay you back soon sir
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squidflakes Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
SAY SIR ONE MORE TIME! SAY SIR ONE MORE TIME!!

Now, does Tom Nook look like a bitch to you?
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FallMoonlitRose Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Student Photographer
O___O Well, I am not offically afraid of Nook.
GOING DOWNTOWN TO BY OVERLY EXPENSIVE ITEMS NOW!!
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Shiro-Jinja Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
PFFFFFFFFFT
This made my day. =w=b

Thanks for this. XDDD
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